- “What’s with the eyes? ALL of them look like this?!” I held up the family photo album with childhood pics of my fiancé.
- “What did I tell you about dating dragons?” – “Uh… Not to use them to light Molotov-Cocktails?”
- “Darling, the fridge is doing the thing again! I’ll call the exorcist now.
Hate it when the eggs try to talk me into blood sacrifice.“
- “STOP TICKLING THE MINE! It’ll laugh and it’ll blow!”
- The dragon tried to slide his claw over the touchscreen of his phone. He growled but nothing happened.